Saturday, April 19, 2008

Sleepy mornings

I'm not sure what mom's problem is. No posts for months and now she's posting early in the morning. :-(

I slept on G'ma's chair last night. Mom brought it home from the nursing home a few months ago and it's my favorite spot. Nice and lumpy and just the right size for me. Mom's going to have it fixed up like new and I'm not sure I'm going to like that at all!

The big girls are snoring on the porch. They are just inches away and Mad is snoring like crazy. Mom just checked on them and three labs in a row sleeping on their big pillows. El is chasing something in her dreams - her paws are busy running as she chases something in her dreams. Neighbor Dog hasn't been "home" in days. Too much going on with his pack down here.

A lazy morning. Mom says we are going to have a busy day in front of us. That may be true for her - but I can nap whenever I like :-)

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Getting ready...

Today was a topsy turvy day. Getting a room ready for Frannie to spend the night.
Getting things outside ready "just in case" others have to deal with the animals.

Ru was not happy all day. Stuff was in the way of her favorite spots. Piles of boxes blocked the front door and she had to go out via the door door. She absolutely refused to come IN the dog door.

The labs had a great day and Mad rolled in something smelly. Life is good for a lab. Not so much for the mom.

It was past time to scoop poop in the kennel. One lab will "hold it" for... well, forever it seems. The other really doesn't see the point. Pooper lab stayed close by during the process, happily wagging her tail. Discrete lab hid in the bushes. She really doesn't like even the concept of poop in her kennel.

A little bit of decorating. Wreaths tied onto the kennel gate and the horses' gate. They come trotting up - and are disgusted that it's not something to eat. An extra scoop of sweet feed for them anyway.

A bit of raking at the back door. Mainly to round up the last telltale signs that Neighbor Dog can't resist a garbage bag - even one put our for just a few minutes.

Happy girls and boy cuddle up in the utility room on soft comforters and blankets. They are so sweet together. I checked on them last night and Mad was resting her head on Neighbor Dog's back. Still playing puppies. Life is good for pups and horses on the farm.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Barking dogs

What an irritation. What a blessing. What a night.

Two almost "all-nighters" this week have really messed me up. I was asleep before 7pm tonight - and woke up to Ru barking her head of outside. 4 in the morning. I was afraid I had left her out all night, but realized that Mad had found her way in and left the door open. Ru's outside barking at the moon and Mad is inside snoring on Ru's bed. Who's the happy dog? Both of them I guess.

I kinda/ sorta remember Mad getting in. Of course, she finds me immediately and gives my arm "popsickle licks" but I don't want to wake up, so I send her on the way. Who knows how much earlier that greeting occured? I have no idea.

So, I play around on the computer, hoping to get sleepy again and the big dogs start a barking chorus. I let it go for quite a while, and have just returned from giving them a little lecture. Now, it's as quiet as the middle of the night in the country. Hmmm...am I getting sleepy? Let's try this all over again. Nite, Nite.

Friday, November 23, 2007

A really great Thanksgiving

Mom cooked Thanksgiving yesterday. Well, she cooked a few things and folks brought other food. I got up and barked and Carroll and Richard when they first got there. Then, mom put me in my chair - and I stayed there for the rest of the day.

Aunt Dee and Cito came next. Aunt Dee told mom that I growled at her. I just don't trust Aunt Dee. When she's around I'm pretty sure mom is going out of town. The house smelled too good for me to leave today!

Harold and Frances next. Harold wondered what happened to "The Barker". He didn't hear me bark all day. What's the point of barking when the house is already full?

Dan came and he was very nice. He asked mom if I were a "real" schnauzer. (I think they used the word "registered". Just because mom hasn't taken me for a haircut lately and I'm very shaggy now doesn't mean I'm not REAL!

Mom picked me up and moved me to the new/old chair. She gave up MY chair so a human could sit in it! :-O What the heck is going on?! She put me in the chair she brought back from G'ma B's room at the nursing home. It's had stuff in it since it showed up. I didn't realize what a really great chair it is! Very soft. Very nice. It's my new favorite chair. I even jumped off the bed last night and when mom came to check on me I was in the G'ma B's chair. I jumped back in it a few minutes when I got back from outside and "doing my business".

Carroll asked mom if I could walk. What?!?! Then Carroll pointed out that mom had carried me from chair to chair and I hadn't moved of my own accord all day. Heck, when you have it this good, why move?

Life is good. Mom told me that we are going to the mountains today. Dang, this place is clean and the chair is open and we are going away! Oh, well. Life is good up there too. Happy Thanksgiving to YOU! I hope yours was as great as mine! :-)

Sunday, November 11, 2007

A lazy morning on the farm

The darn alarm was set so I woke up way too eary this morning.

Some cuddle time with Ru.
Some computer time and checking on how folks in California and Canada are doing.
Out to feed the horses - and I find it's cold out there. I had no idea during the night.
The pups aren't waiting on the porch. I round the corner and Mad sees me. She frolics up for a scratch, but El and ND are sniffing around Grannddaddy's bbq. El turns around - and frolics up for scratching. About 15 seconds later, ND senses her absence - and turns to see me. Three labs frolicing up with glee for morning greetings. Now, the horses see me and whinny. Total silence up till now. What a great way to start the day.

We head to the shed and the uncle has braced the door closed. All three labs are waiting to charge in to see what animals are there or what smells remain. Two charge in - Mad decides not to (as usual) and they deem it safe for me to enter and scoop the sweet feed. Grouchy kicks the wall impatiently (as usual).

I haven't even made it to the feed buckets and all three labs are off again - squirrels to chase or smells to follow.

They join back up with me for the return to the house and squeeze in between the newly delivered boxes of books for their morning biscuit. Each catches their treat - and then drop their muzzles to the floor within inches of one another to enjoy their snack. I feel like a successful pack leader. All is well with the world. Back inside a surprisingly toasty old farmhouse to stall some more before getting ready for church.

Life is good on an early Sunday morning on the farm.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Peacefullness

All is well out on the farm. Ru was stinky so she got a bath today. Mad is still itching, so she got a good spray today. El is just happy, happy, happy. Neighbor Dog stands guard and protects us all.

Can't sleep tonight so am surfing and watching TV - and listening to labs snoring on the front porch. Life is good. The night is peaceful. The girls are happy. All is well.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Ruthie's Universe updates

Life goes on.
Life is good.

That's pretty much it. And Mom is VERY happy for the normalcy :-)

We went to the mountains. Lots of folks came to visit. Lots of folks petted me. Life is good.

We go out daily to check on the horses and I check on all sorts of smells.

Deer still come out and wander around at night - but so far none have played with us in the yard.

Mom rescued a chipmunk that the dogs had surrounded in the kayak. Does that mean they "kayaked" a chipmunk?

I stayed inside and slept.

Life is good.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Dog tired (and waiting for my beautiful picture to arrive)

I'm dog tired.

Not only am I dog-tired, I'm sore too. I yelped this morning when mom shifted me in bed.

It's all Randy's fault. Getting us in shape is one of his "Small Projects" - although we are beginning to feel that it's not going to be a small project :-)

Part of it is Cheryl's fault. She wanted pretty pictures - so we went on a "little" hike to take pictures. A short hike, but who knew there would be 90 steps each way to the waterfall?

But, I had a great time. Went to the state park for the humans to ooh and ahhh at the overlooks. I got to visit with lots of dogs and smell lots of smells. It was fun - but my back leg was constantly shaking with excitement. Oh. LOTS of great pee smells to investigate and pee over. One of my talents is versatile peeing. I swat when peeing over girl pee and hike my leg when peeing over boy pee.

Cheryl took some really great pictures of me and the Continental Divide sign. Mom and I are (not so) patiently waiting for the picture to be sent. Soon to be shared with all - we hope!

Thank goodness it's gonna be a slow day so I can catch up with sleep and just rest.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Holiday weekend

Mom says this weekend is a "holiday weekend".

Every weekend is a pretty much a holiday for me. Well, every week too.

I will spend the first two days acting like a princess, sleeping and living on her bed or mine while she is gone off somewhere doing things.

Then we will go to the mountains. I will spend the next two days sleeping and living on one of the couches or chairs in the living room. Since it is cooler up there I MAY dig a nice hole in the soft sweet dirt and settle in at the end of the bridge for a while.

My sisters may go with us. They get SO excited when Mom is unloading the van and loading it back up again. They are just silly with excitement. But, within a minute of pulling out of the driveway, we are all settled down in our spots, happy and quiet and enjoying the ride.

Mom is excited about the holiday weekend. Every day is a holiday for me :-)

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Serenade

We are being serenaded - by deep, low Laba-dog barks.

The labs are in their rooms - the enclosed porches. I fed them over an hour ago. Ellie spilt her food in the excitement of having the dog food topped with chicken. Mad ate her food. Ellie piddled over hers. Neighbor Dog was waiting patiently outside the dog door.

When it was obvious Ellie was not going to eat more, I let ND inside. The serenade began.

I just sneaked back to check on them. Three labs. All with happy eyes and wagging tails. Mad was sleeping in my office. ND was sitting just inside the door. Ellie is sprawled next to the spilled dog food - and doing a fine job of "protecting" the food from the intruder.

Funny girls. Happy dogs. Someone is going to have to eat the food, I'm going to have to pick it up or they are all going outside for the night. I think I can take MAYBE 30 more minutes of this serenade. :-)

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Gravel

That's what color I am. Gravel.

Mom has thought so for a while. Now, she's sure. When I walk on the gravel lanes, I blend in. Gravel is my camouflage color.

We went for a night walk tonight. It was so hot Mom waited until late to walk. She waited until too late. It was dark.

The labs were happy to hear that we still were walking. All ran ahead, but one stayed within 10 feet of mom the whole time. She had to call the dog to her to figure out which one it was. Neighbor Dog! That was a surprise. He is the male of the pack, so I guess he decided he needed to protect mom.

A lab runs out of the right pasture. Mom is sure it's Mad - but its Ellie. That's Mad's favorite spot.

We walk to the upper pasture and it is so peaceful. The sky is a strange yellowish color. The pasture is in darkness. The lightning bugs are putting on a show, very visible against the dark ring of trees surrounding the pasture.

We all head back and a few minutes later, here comes a lab at full run. Maddie. There's no telling where she's been, but three labs in front, Mom in the middle and gravel colored Ru brings up the rear.

A very nice walk in a dark summer's night.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

5 reasons for a pet

As IF we needed more reasons :-)

http://boomers.msn.com/articleGH.aspx?cp-documentid=413531

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Training the grandparents

Mom left me for a whole week. That's what the humans say anyway. I don't know elapsed time. I do know that I have done a great job training Granny and Grandpa.

I can sit up on my blanket and stare at Granny. She will keep trying to figure out what I want. One night I decided I was ready to go to bed and they were still in the living room. I sat up and stared - until Granny figured out to take my blanket to the bedroom so I can go to bed.

One night at 9:30 Granny wanted me to go outside. I didn't budge - so she gave up. She's finally figured out that I'm old enough to know what I need/ want to do - and have a bladder that can last until morning.

Mom gives me children's Benadryl when I have the itchies. Granny finally learned that I can take the pill myself. They've been doing the DOG thing and shoving it down my throat. Mama didn't knoww - but showed them how to do it. Hand me a Benadryl and ask me if I want a Benadryl. THAT's the trick - ASKING me if I want it.

I pretty much know what I want and what I don't. And, although I don't show a lot of emotion well-trained grandparents should be able to figure it out.

I wagged my butt when Grandpa came in one day. That tickled him. I REALLY wagged my butt when Mama came home after being gone a week. I got out my little red dog and played! I only play with my little red dog when I'm very very happy - usually right before Mama and I go home. She asks me if I want to "go feed the horses" - that way I know we are going to the farm and not the cabin. I have to go see Granny and Grandpa and get scratched and told "good-bye".

I also know when computer time is over. Mama learned this today - because she had to use G&G's computer. For some reason power cords don't work so well after they are dropped (by accident) into my water glass in the car. Mama said I almost skipped when I heard the AOL man say "Goodbye!". I was at the door waiting in just a couple of seconds!

It's a tough life - but easier because I've finally got the grandparents trained :-)

Monday, July 30, 2007

For parents who can't commit -

I suppose it's better than adopting a pet and not having time for it...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_on_bi_ge/rent_a_pet

I've had loaner goldfish at the Hotel Monaco in San Francisco before, but weekend dogs?

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Mom's haircut

Mom got a haircut on vacation. We'll just see how THIS one turns out!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Haircut

I have a new haircut. I am slick and smooth. Grandpa says I look fat. I wish Grandpa would keep his mouth shut. I also wish Mom would not put me in stupid chairs to take stupid pictures. :(

My new hero!

Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents' northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites.

"She got in between Booker and the snake, and that's when I heard her yipe," said Monty Long, the boy's grandfather.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070723/ap_on_fe_st/odd_chihuahua_rattlesnake

5 pounds of hero!

Watch the video!

Our own Hairy Potter - complete with a scar!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Maddie's new trick

Here's the video -
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=10146677

Friday, July 20, 2007

Our Gracies

Mom just read Oprah's What I Know for Sure -
http://www.oprah.com/omagazine/200708/omag_200708_mission.jhtml

And spent an hour typing and crying. And yes, I know when she cries like that it's about Gracie.

This may be too hard for Dianne to read now, but it may help to know how many of us know how deep and raw her pain is right now.

Wishing peace and solace,
Ruthie and her mom

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Do something about Vick

Please ask NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to suspend Michael
Vick immediately for his cruelty. It will only take a minute.
Here is the link:
https://community.hsus.org/campaign/US_2007_dogfighting_nfl2?rk=y7_hCCM1Nbs8W